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Tuesday, 24 February 2009

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BP dipping their hungry beak into the phatso phuels market

BP, one of the founders of Kuwait and numerous other postcolonial prowestern oil whores seems to be going green and rather fishy. So many British drivers are turning to the processed cooking oil as their fuel of choice that BP has been seeking mergers in the fish, chips and gross vegetable spread markets.

British Petrol's CEO, Brittanica Ruhls- Dawaves explained that BP has vowed to beat Gulf Oil and the rest of the greazy rotters to every drop of cooking fat in the western world:

"We are drillin, Baby, drillin in every McDonasld's, Burger King and Wendy's fat deposits. Arthur Treacher is just the beginning. Soon we will rule the world of lard! Vegamite will be our dynamite to blast our way into the 21st century of phatso phuels, our new branding.

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