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Sunday, 5 April 2009

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Consult with your Optometrist for Proper Orientation

Isle of Wight - Local residents visiting London have started making attempts to be more fashion forward when visiting the British capital by wearing sunglasses.

Wearing dark glasses regardless of whether or not the sun is out appears to be the key, but readers are cautioned that this new fashion direction is not without risk.

Colin Farney and his wife Lois recently returned from a shopping trip to Brent Cross Shopping centre and brought home a lovely plaid blanket and some trivets while visiting with their daughter Jennifer, who has been living in Bethnal Green for some time now.

Jennifer reminded the Farneys to try to fit in by wearing dark glasses and saying as little as possible, however, it was not until they returned from shopping to her flat that she discovered that her mum and dad had been mistakenly been wearing their sunglasses upside-down.

Apparently dark glasses should only be worn in one direction only otherwise the positive fashion benefits may not be achieved.

It is advisable to consult with your optometrist regarding orientation of dark glasses before wearing them in public for the first time.

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