Written by gareth davies
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Topics: Music, Government

Sunday, 20 June 2004

]News that the Spice Girls are to perform a reunion tour has prompted the UK government to restrict the sales of paracetamol and razor blades. Music lovers are also to be banned from tall buildings. Prozac prescriptions are also set to soar on the news. "I have'nt felt this ill since the Kylie Minogue Special on BBC1" said one music industry source interviewed today.

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