Written by Mary Popin
Print this
Topics: testicles

Thursday, 19 February 2009

image for Caught by his own balls
Part Time officer said "one testicle was this large"

Police said a burglary suspect was literally caught when he tripped over his own testicles while trying to run away. A part time police officer responded to an anonomous scream at a store early yesterday lunchtime and reported seeing a 77-year-old man exiting through a revolving front door while trying to get back in.

An eyewitness said the elderly man tried to flee, but his pants kept falling down and his huge testicles dragged on the ground which prevented him from pulling up his pants, he fell down and tripped before he could make it out of the revolving door.

The man was charged with mischief, nudism, and possession of extra large testicles. He was being held on 12,000 bail.

Make Mary Popin's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 5 multiplied by 3?

1 15 21 3
47 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more