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Topics: Gordon Brown

Thursday, 19 February 2009

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Jesus went to the heavenly sheep sluaghter in the sky before he could get on the UK socialist retirement dole

In an effort to outdo current media favorite, the dead CS Lewis, who went from profound atheist to simple minded fundamentalist cult classicist, British politicians have been swimming the Tiber back to Roman catholicism like lemmings off of the cliffs of Dover!

St Anthony Blair after his love affair with fool for Christ George W Bush got himself baptized in a Roman fountain by the Pope. Now Gordon Brown has taken a job as a Vatican newspaper columnist under the pseudonym, L'Osservatore Giovanni Bull. Brown argued on the front page of the Vatican propaganda sheet, L'Propagandi Shitti, that poor preborn children should have the right to be born into a world of pain:

"Jesus was and so should we all, even if the cross is our destiny before we can reach retirement age..."

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