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Tuesday, 17 February 2009

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This child is not Alfie: But he may vote Tory too

Pre-teen 'dad' Alfie Patten has stated he will vote Conservative in the election after next after next.

The tabloid victim has announced David Cameron is the only man to heal "Brown's broken Britain."

He explained in the 2013 election when he will be 17 he will canvass for the Tories and in 2017 he hoped to vote for Cameron.

"The Sun tells me my ambition is to stand for election, when Maisie is nine, for the Conservative party.

"I was born in 1996 and have known nothing but New Labour. My greatest idol is David Cameron and Margaret Thatcher.

"Max Clifford has put a posters of them on my wall. I am also a proponent of Disraeli's One Nation politics which I see as the only way to heal Britain.

"I want to meet Ryan Giggs," Alfie - dubbed by the public as a baby-faced impregnator - added.

Alfie's parents have denied they are allowing their child and grandchild to be exploited by the press and have made much financial gain out of the story.

"There is no difference between us and the McCanns," the parents, who cannot be named for legal reasons, said.

David Cameron has welcomed Alfie's support.

"Alfie and baby Maisie show the Conservatives are no longer the party of privilege but can represent the council estate Karen Matthews scum of Britain," the Tory party leader said.

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