London - (Royal Scrounger Mess): Former Guards captain and one time royal equerry Mark Dyer has tested DNA positive in the hunt for Prince Harry's biological father.
Dyer, 42, is currently being probed about his humunguous six figure earnings as a trustee of Prince Harry's Sentebale slush fund - a charity that has raked over £2 million in public donations of which £666.04p has been distributed to the needy.
Dyer, 42, has the same smugass moron facial expression as young Prince 'Adolf' of Wales, currently on an extended anti-racism tour of duties in Outer Mongolia.
The two also share the same carrot-toned locks and capacity to down copious amounts of alcohol in public.
Lady Sarah McCrocodile is a notorious lying thuggette.