Written by Rich Cottee
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Saturday, 14 February 2009

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The French Government, has teamed up with Eurostar to cure their illegal immigrant problem .
A new "Sangatte " is to be built, with funding from Eurostar, not at Calais, as first suspected, but in Paris.

The location is to allay fears in Britain , that a site so close to Channel links combined with inadequate eurostar security, would make it a "walk in the park" for illegal entry into the UK.
The camp will also provide skills training,in equine study, karate, greek mythology, swordplay, working with fibre glass,and paintwork(mainly white paint).This will be under the supervision of the Légion étrangère. A fast track course in claiming benefits in the UK is also under way.

The new Camp , to be called "Helene Camp", has already won its first contract , the design and manufacture of the 150M Ebbsfleet White Horse. There will be an elite of 40 people to work on the internal structure of the beast, and this will be headed by Monsieur Oddysseus, a former mercenary and adventurer.

The planned Completion date will be February 2012, when it will be installed at Ebbsfleet, Kent. As a bonus all the 40 elite will be granted a free Holiday, somewhere unknown, on that day, and all Eurostar Security staff, and French immigration will be granted the day off .

On questioning The French Immigration Minister, Eric Besson , that the set up was similar to a situation in Greek Mythology, he stated "Sacre Bleu --NON hahaha!!! "

Monsiur Besson also known for the radical idea of compulsory DNA testing of all immigrants, was whisked away by French Secret Service Officers.

This reporter welcomes this great gift from the people of France, may it bode well for future relations.

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