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Thursday, 12 February 2009

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The Princess whoring for the UK Hellfire Club in Mustique circa 1975

London - (Sordid Cold Whore Mess): Bitter and twisted mobster's moll Princess Margaret died from complications linked to Aids and cocaine addiction after becoming contaminated by her gangster crack dealer lover John Bindon according to a TV docu-drama.

These lurid details have of course been carefully expunged from today's relaunch of the laughable 'royal' webshite where she continues to be etiolated as the queen's darling sister.

Also missing from the site is Margaret's foolish teenage dalliance with acclaimed Hollywood minors' molestor Ronald Reagan and the birth of their chimaera son, currently performing a right royal tribute act as Baronness Mandelson, UK Business Secretary.

Gorgon Brown is another big fat liar.

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