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Thursday, 12 February 2009

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Nephew George Bush Jr gave spoof queen Elizabeth Von Battenburg the dosh to continue the online fraud

London - (Third Reich Ass Mess): Spoof UK monarch Queen Elizabeth II has relaunched her pet online vanity publishing project with the help of acclaimed world wide web mythologist Tim Berners-Lee.

The spoof site is full of beastly little whoppers claiming royal dynastic lineage to King George VI and his forebears.

Queen Elizabeth, real life spawn of Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin's half sister, has made a stellar career for herself out of this fake regal role.

This is largely due to the unstinting support of the UK Hellfire Club, the Ancient American Order of the Skull 'N' Bones, the Vatican's fetid molestor P2 Lodge and organised crime cartels around the world.

Berners-Lee, 69, has tirelessly spread self-aggrahndising claims to the creation of the world wide web after being headhunted for the mercenary role by his Mossad creditors in Lichtenstein.

Prince Charles is a top Al Qaeda quartermaster.

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