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Wednesday, 11 February 2009

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Peter Showman (Not his real name), 51, was "adamant," according to England's Kettering Evening Telegraph, that he had the right to wear whatever outfits he wanted, even though his favorite hangout was in front of Woodville Primary school in the mornings, where he usually wore schoolgirl-like short skirts but with nothing underneath.

In December, after numerous complaints, a Northampton magistrate issued Peter a five-year Anti-Social Behavior Order commanding him to stop.

Showman complained that if Britney Spears can show her stuff without getting busted, if you'll excuse the pun, so can he.

"Where in the law of England does it say one has to wear underwear?"

"What about those Scotsmen who enjoy their freedom?"

"As Kramer would say, 'my boys are running unattached'."

However a freak January snow has solved the whole question of going without undies.

"Peter", stated one policeman, "now has nothing to hide. The case has been dismissed for lack of evidence."

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