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Topics: Racism, church

Wednesday, 11 February 2009

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BNP President embraced by diversity loving COE

When the Association of Chiefs and Police, an odd combination of British Bobbies and Native American tribal Leaders decided to ostracize the British National Perverts for twisting and distorting England's noble tradition of racial tolerance, the Church of England felt like it could do no less, lest they lose lucrative contributions from the ACP.

But when the BNP membership list was released, the same website to out NY Yankee's A-Roid, certain names gave the COE pause for prayer. Queen Victoria's half daughter Carol Thatcher, Lifelong Prince Charles and his conjoined twin sons, NY Yankee slave owners Hal and Hank Steingrabber all showed up on the BNP roster.

The Church of England did a litle tally of the tithing done by the BNP'ers and decided that Jesus was such a loyal UKer that he would have remained loyal to discriminatingly generous moneychangers in the BNP.

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