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Tuesday, 10 February 2009

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Ebbsfleet, Kent - (Equine Ass Mess): A new racism row erupted today as ex-Turner Prize winner Mark Wallinger's giant white whorse (sic) won a new £20 million SE England pubic art commission dubbed the 'Angel of the South'.

The 164ft carbon-fibre statue of the gleaming white stallion "demeans all non-Arian whorse talent" according to the UK's Multi-Ethnic Hookers' Alliance spokesperson.

The fully tumescent 'Angel' will straddle a part of the Kent cuntryside (sick) synonymous with traditional BNP wife-swapping enclaves.

Its humongous 25ft priapus could be used to fly the Union Jack on St George's Day and for the Cup Final.

Mark Wallinger is 69.

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