In a startling revelation, 10 Downing Street has issued a statement that God is coming back to Earth on 3rd March this year.
It has been reported that the British PM Gordon Brown received a fax regarding this development from God's Minister of Faith, who is incidentally named Rev Richard Dawkins.
Nick Robinson of the BBC jokingly remarked "It is quite possible that God and Gordon might not be able to meet eye-to-eye as God presumably sees the whole world with one eye, and so does Gordon." The Pirates Guild has expressed its strong condemnation of the remark and has threatened to stop all piracy unless Nick issues a public apology.
This unparalleled development has left the Home Office in deep disarray as they have not been able to determine God's nationality and might be forced to offer an asylum unless God can prove an EU citizenship.
On being repeatedly pestered by journalists to comment on the issue, the otherwise usually calm Gordon Brown said, "For God's sake stop creating a fuss about this matter; its only God who is coming back not Tony Blair."