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Sunday, 8 February 2009

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Carol thatcher is proposing this cover photo for her Mr Golliwog Goes to Washington

Former Prime Minister Margaret "Old Ironsides" Thatcher claimed that she raised her daughter Carol right:" In our home we called a frog a frog, a spade a spade and a golliwog a golliwog, by Saint George!" And such breeding came to light this week as Former BPC commentator and frequent after dinner mint Carol Thatcher called a French-African tennis great,"a Froggy Golliwog".

After losing her job at the BPC( British Politically Correct) Network, Ms Thatcher announced that she will use her unexpected leisure to write a book about the amazing political event in the colonies. Thatcher said that her Obama biography is tentatively entitled Mr Golliwog Goes to Washington.

The British Equality Commission could not be contacted on neither the tennis foul nor the Golliwog-Obama equation since Commissioner Phillips and his whole staff have gone on a nut picking expedition in search of the famous Indian nut also known as the "Nigger Toe".

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