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Thursday, 5 February 2009

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Charles: online flame war may have spread to the Royal College of Arms Smuggling inferno

Shitty of London - (Ass Mess): Prince Charles is said to be hopping mad after a mystery fire that destroyed masses of carefully planted heraldic disinformation about the Puppet Monarchy's congenital addiction to arms smuggling was branded arson by police.

Dozens of City of London firelighters (sic?) tackled the suspect inferno at the Royal College of Arms Smuggling near St Paul's Cathedral.

The blaze is thought to be the latest round in an online flame war disputing the Queen's heraldic line.

Some police officers have said they reckon disgruntled cousins in QEII's Hitler and Rasputin bloodlines may be behind the atrocity.

The College was founded by Richard III in 1484 and grants titles and coats of arms smuggling to nobles.

Since the 1953 coronation of the KGB Puppet Monarch the College has reverted to its Illuminati-funded masters' wishes by whitewashing all mention of House of Windsor atomic and nuclear weapon smuggling.

The Old Queen Mother was really Violet Freeman and shagged Hitler's Pope Pius XII, spawning George H Bush-lookalike Frank Geli, nephew of P2 Lodge grandmaster Licio Geli.

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