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Topics: Prison, Boy George

Thursday, 5 February 2009

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The tunnel was very dark

The prison service refused to comment on reports that Boy George was the prisoner involved in an escape attempt this afternoon.

The prisoner believed to be the former 80's superstar was caught with his trousers down in the toilets attempting to flush away smuggled soil from a tunnel. The tunnel was soon located when a very obese prison guard actually fell through it. It was lucky for the governor that the tunnel was located as it was only 289 feet away from the wire.

George is actually banned from wearing any make up at all during his stay in the prison.

Since his imprisonment a short while ago George has rumoured to have attempted to escaped on 57 different occasions. Once he tried to get out in the rubbish bins, then tried to dress as a prison officer. He was also thought to be building a 747 in the attic to actually get the whole prison population away.

Boy George did have a number one hit once. Then he took to just playing some records in the clubs.

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