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Thursday, 5 February 2009

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The four fingered chocolate snack Kit Kat has been banned from UK sale. This follows a request from the RSPCA that children were actually confusing real Kitty Cats with the biscuit base snack.

The RSPCA explained that falling education standards were meaning that children these days were simply thick. They just go out and about mugging old ladies and then picking up any cat they see and start munching on the poor animals little toes, simply thinking they were actually chocolate fingers.

A spokesman for Kit Kat said that they were considering rebranding the product and that they were thinking of the name Bite sized Budgie.

In a related story Come Dancing Head Judge Len Goodman complained that the fizzy drink Tango was confusing dancers all over the country.

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