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Tuesday, 3 February 2009

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The Barking Bishop - Bishop Richard Williamson - has brought the Roman Catholic Church into the internet age with the development of a special new social website in celebration of the rescinding of his 1988 excommunication by the Pope.

"Arsebook" will offer celebrants and supporters of his unusual outlook on life the chance to make complete fools of themselves by publicly supporting his rather unusual take on historical events.

Where "Arsebook" will differ from other social networking sites is that the registration process doesn't take into account the mental stability of any of its members.

So if you feel that 9/11 was a hoax, the Nazi gas chambers were really just to bake bread for the wartime frontline troops, Darwin was a figment of the imagination, the world banking crisis was just a Protestant plot, the tsunami was the fault of the Jews, Sikhs and Muslims and Roman Catholic parish priests in the 50's preferred Guinness to choirboys, then this website is for you!

So if you are happy to check the box to confirm that heresy is not just a misspelled figment of Simon Cowell's imagination and would like to meet people of a similar lunacy level and not of this real world, then The Barking Bishop's wacky website "Arsebook" is for you.

Helping to put the "Norm" in abnormailty.

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