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Topics: Death, Old People

Monday, 2 February 2009

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Mr Pubes before his timely demise

Police today launched a manhunt after a Twickenham pensioner was found dead at home. 75 year old Arnold Pubes was found in his one bedroom ground floor flat at 4 o'clock this afternoon, after suffering a heart attack.

As the snow continued to fall this evening, Detective Inspector Thickett held a press conference at the scene. He said that Mr Pubes had, earlier in the day, complained to police about a sinister looking man standing outside and staring into his flat.

DI Thickett asked anyone fitting the description of a large, ghostly pale man with a carrot shaped nose and black eyes, to come forward and help the police with their enquiries.

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