A contributor to TheSpoof.com website has been announced as the next recipient of the Most Boring Person On Earth award handed out by The Society With Nothing Better To Do Than Hand Out Useless Awards.
Whatin The World, a contributor to the satirical site for around six months says he was surprised and a little shocked when he heard the news however this changed a bit later to deep anger and resentment. "How dare they slight my reputation and impugn my ability as a human being in this golden period of my life."
TheSpoof.com, he said, helped restore his self esteem after a long period of deep introspection and self examination.
The upbeat writer intends to challenge the award and physically reproach the people responsible for awarding this label. "I'll stop at nothing to find either of the geeks responsible for this slander and give them all a bunch of fives," he added.
Gordon Brown, UK Prime Minister, won the Silliest Person North of the Scottish Border award