Celebrity shagaholic and bit of a cook, Gordon Ramsey is in the news again today for trying to shag around with HM Inland Revenue.
Modest and soft spoken "Ramrod" so dubbed for his alleged romantic attributes, is facing court action after his father-in-law and chief chip fryer "The Hutch" popped the annual return in the dishwasher rather than the company safe.
"Ramrod" who has just introduced a happy hour and lounge muzak to his restaurants in response to the gathering recession hotly denied that the failure to file was a cover up for shockingly bad results which could signal the end of his empire.
"Business is booming", 'Ramrod' told our reporter, "Our recent introduction of birthday parties and michelin clown acts has boosted turnover by 30%, particularly with hard pressed city types."
'Ramrod" refused to comment on reports in The Sunday People that his recent massive investment in banking shares has resulted in his net worth now being in the region of £12.56