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Monday, 19 January 2009

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Fuck dis, I'm outta here

Today, a really loving couple had a big argument, over, basically nothing.

The man, an illegal imigrant from Texas, said that his wife was to blame. The woman, said that her husband was to blame. The kids, blissfully unaware said that it wasn't their fault. But nobody was to blame.

So who was to blame, really?

Arsene Wenger stated that he didn't know enough about the case to comment, and even if he did, he didn't see it, while Rafa Benitez blamed Sir Alex Ferguson.

The husband, who was reportedly acting like a little girl, and who indeed stomped out of the room like a little girl, got stroppy when challenged and said: "Fuck this shit. For Chrissakes deport me!!!"

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