Clarence House - (Tin Foil Hat Mess): A Zyklon B-powered 'flying saucer' has been spotted hovering over Prince Charles during a furtive visit to the Three Newts pub on the Dyfi Estuary near Aberystwyth according to MoD sources.
The craft 'looked as if it was stalking' the feckless Pretender to the Pupppet Throne as he carried out a covert rendezvous with his Al Qaeda creditors.
Ministry sources later hinted the UFO may have been carrying out surveillance on the fetid royal wastrel after a series of Prince's Truss cheques bounced following the Madoff Pinzi scam in New York.
Last month Old Fatty Mountbatten herself lost a packet in the busted pyramid scheme and was spotted attempting to pawn some tiaras to pay Prince Harry's 'Paki slut' libel damages.
Camilla is still officially married to the Yorkshire Ripper.