A man was arrested today in Margate Kent after calling his dog in the local park.
Mr W. Carrot, who was already down on his luck having just stepped in a steaming pile of dog poo while cleaning up his own pooch's mess, explained to our reporter:
"I inherited the dog last week from a relative and thought I would walk him in the park. My area has a high number of immigrants and when I had called Blackie loudly, several times, three police cars suddenly turned up and took me away."
With a pensive look on his face, Mr Carrot finally remarked: "Life's a bitch."