George O'Dowd of Boy George fame has found hisself in cuffs afta demandin the same of a male escort. The Uncultured Boyo is reported to have clubbed his Boy Prostitute with the help of a gay old mate.
G O'D defended hisself in court by expalining that he has become a coma, coma, coma, chameleon and therefore there is no way he can control the chemical transformations in his lizard self:
"I AM the G O'D ! Cocaine Chameleon and when I pass onto a sado masochistic branchn the tree of life I needs be handcuffin and imprisoning me sex slave bloke."