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Saturday, 17 January 2009

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The Boy George Sexy Cuffs

George O'Dowd of Boy George fame has found hisself in cuffs afta demandin the same of a male escort. The Uncultured Boyo is reported to have clubbed his Boy Prostitute with the help of a gay old mate.

G O'D defended hisself in court by expalining that he has become a coma, coma, coma, chameleon and therefore there is no way he can control the chemical transformations in his lizard self:

"I AM the G O'D ! Cocaine Chameleon and when I pass onto a sado masochistic branchn the tree of life I needs be handcuffin and imprisoning me sex slave bloke."

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