London - (Make-Mine-A-Whopper Mess): A huge twelve inch erection has suddenly appeared on the newly unveiled waxwork model of a 'beaming' Barack Obama at London's Madame Tussauds.
"We noticed the unexpected appendage standing to attention this morning," wax museum exhibits manager Wayleen Woppa said today.
"Maybe it's the presidential waxwork equivalent of a 'Weeping Madonna'?"
The six-foot-something statue is said to have been formed from a new waxy substance similar to otic secretions produced by pregnant Tasmanian She-Devils.
"It's great for use in making our exhibits because although it has the appearance of being ever so soft and malleable at first, it dries rock-hard eventually," a curator's department source added.
Much like the man himself some would say.