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Topics: NASA, Mars

Thursday, 15 January 2009

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Martian cowpats methane theory 'all classic alien bullshit'

Cydonia - (Alien Cowshit/Bullshit Mess): NASA scientists reckon that recently discovered plumes of methane gas all point to a highly organised network of bovine lifeforms on the distant red planet.

Three massive telescopes in Hawaii linked to the fabled Mars Orbiter spacecraft detected the global warming gases during a 2008 NASA/Al Gore lecture on the evils of interplanetary dairy farming.

NASA microbiologist Brad Bebout said today he'd always had a sneaky hunch 'that pesky cows are responsible' for most greenhouse emissions outside the Van Allen Belt.

Meanwhile UK spacenut Professor Colin Pillinger said it's now entirely possible that his disaster-hit Beagle 2 mission spaceprobe accidentally fell into a huge Martian cowpat.

"It's all alien bullshit to be anyway," were his only printable comments.

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