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Wednesday, 14 January 2009

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Dr Barking said "The medical term for this affliction is 'Completely Squirrels'"

After many months of speculation about his increasingly fragile mental state, last night Political Correctness finally snapped and had to be detained under the Mental Health Act.

Passers-by in London's Piccadilly Circus were alerted to the erratic behaviour of the popular killjoy as he stop stark naked atop Eros singing 'Baa Baa Rainbow Sheep'. Members of his fan club, The PC Brigade, flooded the internet with messages of support and demands for his release in accordance with the Human Rights Act.

Reg Spoon from the Association of Blunt Talking and Plain Common Sense said "This is a great day for our country. For too long we've been suffering under PC's tyranny, forcing us to be nice to our neighbours and pretend everyone is equal. Now he's in the loony bin we can live our lives in peace, and respect the true values of bigotry, sexism and ignorance".

The Prime Minister was asked to comment, but said he "couldn't be bothered".

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