The Royal family's Polo Club has been added to the list of racist and possibly terrorist organizations. The Prince's of Polo, Harry and Will regularly refer to coloured teammates as Pakie and Sooty. Tapes reveal that Sambo and Nigga Jim have been used by the royals at frequent matches.
Prince Hal and William not of Orange have said that some of their best friends have pretty dark tans. They rebut any prejudicial claims by citing their frequent hob knobbing with Angelina Jolie and her multicoloured brood.
Will, Harry and Charles all deny that calling their darky buddies names like spook, hoe, mynigga and jiggaboo have anything to do with racial prejudice.
The royal family told the press that some of their best butlers and maids are a darker shade of pale.