Written by Skoob1999
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Topics: Dogs, Poo, Gangs

Tuesday, 13 January 2009

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Livin' In A Gangsta's Paradise. Mess Wit Me An I'll Lick Ya To Death.

Somewhere in the UK. Just after teatime - An investigative Spoof reporting team today went out onto the mean streets of the UK with the intention of documenting street gang activity.

As we pulled into a local shopping area in our unmarked dustcart we immediately observed a gang of hoodies hanging out outside a local supermarket.

One of the hoodies, well known locally for being 'a bit lippy' had a West Highland Terrier. On a lead.

Taking our nuts figuratively speaking, in our hands, we bravely approached the gang and asked them:

"Is a West Highland Terrier a viable gangsta accessory?"

"Wot you on about Mush? He's a family pet innit!" we were told.

At which point, for our own safety, we felt a tactical withdrawal was necessary.

Before we pissed ourselves laughing.

More as we get it.

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