Somewhere in the UK. Just after teatime - An investigative Spoof reporting team today went out onto the mean streets of the UK with the intention of documenting street gang activity.
As we pulled into a local shopping area in our unmarked dustcart we immediately observed a gang of hoodies hanging out outside a local supermarket.
One of the hoodies, well known locally for being 'a bit lippy' had a West Highland Terrier. On a lead.
Taking our nuts figuratively speaking, in our hands, we bravely approached the gang and asked them:
"Is a West Highland Terrier a viable gangsta accessory?"
"Wot you on about Mush? He's a family pet innit!" we were told.
At which point, for our own safety, we felt a tactical withdrawal was necessary.
Before we pissed ourselves laughing.
More as we get it.