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Tuesday, 13 January 2009

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Already cleaned out after royal banks were assimilated into the bankrupt RBS

Buckingham Palace - (Smelling Salts Mess): The royal physician has warned about increasing the Queen's senile dementia medication yet again despite widespread fears a racist slur lawsuit will clean out the royal coffers.

This morning legal papers were served on the Puppet Monarchy claiming £1 billion libel damages for Prince Harry's widely televised racist rant fiasco.

The Von Battenburg-Windsors are already feeling the pinch after royal banks Coutts & Co and Whore & Son were assimilated Borg-style into the hapless Royal Bank of Scotland.

RBS then crashed owing billions in the Madoff Ponzi Scam catastrophe.

Old Fatty Mountbatten herself is believed to have lost all her $20 million divorce settlement from her only legitimate marriage - to the late US billionaire Hioward Hughes.

Her illigitimate son by movie actor Cary Grant is also known as the Yorkshire Ripper, Peter Sutcliffe.

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