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Topics: Prince Harry

Tuesday, 13 January 2009

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Looks like he could do with a drink

On the topic of the recent Harry debacle over the use of Paki, comes reports that Harry is involved in a arranged marriage to Pakistani princes Zahra.

A spokesman from Clarence house stated that these allegations were part of Charles disgust about the racist remarks. Charles stated earlier ' Harry will be punished by having pocket money stopped and marrying a Pakistani lady'

Harry is no stranger to dating women of ethnic backgrounds, reported by friends at Sandhurst to have jovially remarked 'Time for a bit of black' when visiting a massage parlour and sleeping with a black prostitute.

Harry is expected to comply with sharia law and is said by friends to be over the moon and can't wait to have a drink with his new Paki in laws.

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