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Tuesday, 13 January 2009

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Prince Harry, who's a very normal bloke

The row about Prince Harry calling another soldier a "little Paki" is now officially over, the Palace has said.

Speaking through a large aperture in its front door, St James Palace announced that the prince had apologised to the diminutive Pakistani soldier whom he had inadvertently insulted on live video. "The Prince phoned the midget and said sorry. What more do you want? Now clear off before we set the dogs on you."

Prince Harry, who looks just like his mum's boyfriend James Hewitt, is no stranger to trouble. He has punched reporters, got himself drunk under age, taken drugs and even operated a Nazi death camp, though the Palace was quick to explain that he thought he was going to a fancy dress party.

Politicians from all parties applauded the Prince's courage in saying sorry. Royal watcher Felicity Smythe-Jones momentarily extricated her tongue from the Queen's bottom to say "This is a good day for the Royal Family. It shows they are just as normal as you and me. Any one of us might accidentally use racist terms in our day to day language. In any event, they are Pakis, aren't they?"

A spokesman for the British National Party said "There is no excuse for racist language, when a good kick in the head will do instead".

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