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Sunday, 11 January 2009

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According to an article in "News Of The World", the brave little soldier prince has apparently poured shame on the Royal Family once again as he calls an Asian "our little Paki friend" and tells another officer cadet jokingly wearing a camouflage veil off duty: "F*** me, you look like a raghead"-an offensive term for an Arab.

The problem for Prince Harry is that it was all captured on film and the tape is now available on video on the internet for the whole world to see.

Twenty-four-old Harry, who is third in line to the throne, also mocks his grandmother, the Queen-who is Commander-in-Chief of the British Army-while acting out a mobile phone call to her in front of other cadets at a field camp in Cyprus.

They laugh out loud as the disrespectful Prince pretends to get bored talking to his grandmother and dismissively hangs up on her saying: "Send my love to the corgis. I've got to go, got to go, bye. God Save You . . . yeah, that's great. Go wipe your bum now! Use the royal chamberpot"

He even jokes about the colour of his pubic hair with one soldier in the middle of giving orders.

Perhaps the lad had been out in the sun too long or else been veiwing too many old Monty Python or Benny Hill reruns.

Meanwhile a whole staff of writers are busy coming up with new excuses for him to use after he humbly apologizes once again, perhaps this time with big totally sincere crocodile tears.

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