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Saturday, 10 January 2009

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"Hi granny, better prepare yourself for some more, ahem, Paki grand children," Harry told the Queen

Clarence House - (Royal Ass Mess): A second racist video has emerged showing Prince Harry boasting about shagging some 'satanic Paki sluts'.

The 24 year-old is seen in the back of his Hummer high on cocaine as a pair of devilish-looking scantily clad dark-skinned identical twins perform intimate acts upon his crown jewels.

Later the satiated prince throws the gals a bundle of fifty pound notes and shouts out 'not bad for Paki sluts!'

The footage then shows Harry phoning the Queen in a scene reminiscent of Russell Brand's notorious Andrew Sachs saga.

"Hi Granny, just thought you'd want to know I might have got couple of darkie girls up the duff," Harry chuckles, "so get ready for some more Paki grand children, hehehe!"

Camilla is oozing pus from every orifice.

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