Echoing doomed 70's Labour prime minister James Callaghan, Gordon Brown today said, 'Crisis What Crisis?'
This was in answer to questions about the doomed economy, increasing job losses and the theory about man made global warming being shattered apart by natures insistence to now give us the coldest winter in over 30 years - leading us into another Winter of Discontent.
'It's all David Cameron's fault,' he told us. 'If it wasn't for the Tories we'd have saved the world already from Hitler, Stalin, Mau, The French, floods, plagues, global warming, bankers, globalists, the New World Order, The Illuminati, internal Labour corruption, Fascism, Socialism, Monarchism, Republicanism, Democracy, Tyranny, God, Gaia, Muslims, Christians, Jews, Hindu's, The Devil, Atheists, Agnostics, Local Government, Centralised Government and the dinosaurs from being wiped out by that asteroid.'
Gordon then walked off trying to cast a failed aura of having it all under control - as if his mental health was still stable and that his hair wasn't turning grey with worry.