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Wednesday, 7 January 2009

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Palin fingered Mrs Sickle beneath a sheath of ice

In a cross cultural climate conference, Alaskan Governor Sarah Polar Palin joined with the Association of Southwest English Frigidity to declare global warming to be just so much polar bear poop. All of the participants in the cross regional colloquia agreed that it is fuckin' freezin' where they live and if the earth is growing warming it is certainly not in their nether regions.

Palin told an appreciative crowd of horny eskimos that the Palin pussy can only be defrosted with a blowtorch and that Todd didn't have one. Southwest British mayor, Pop Sickle revealed that his wife was referring to his usually hot member as his dicksickle. Palin and Mrs Sickle were later seen rubbing sticks together to make a fire to warm them.

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