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Monday, 5 January 2009

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I Hate Coventry Me, I Do.

A TheSpoof.com writer was reportedly distraught tonight, and about to go into hiding following his wife's revelation that the funniest bloke she had ever met was a bloke called Dave.

From Coventry.

The TheSpoof.com writer, who wishes to remain anonymous for obvious reasons, told myself, I mean us:

"I know I'm no Billy Connolly or Richard Pryor or Groucho Marx, or even Chuckle Brother, but I did think I was at least mildly amusing."

"No he's not," said his mother, who was never really a fan.

"Shut up mother for God's sake, you're dead," he snapped, before going on to say:

"I was on a weekend break with the other half and we'd had a few shandies, and I was hitting her with anecdotes, jokes and one-liners when she told me that the funniest bloke she'd ever met was a bloke called Dave. From Coventry.

"I was gutted," the unnamed Spoof.com writer told myself/us. "I had to ask myself/us does she really love me?"

The response it seems, was in the affirmative.

But you can't trust em.

More when the anti-depressants kick in.

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