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Monday, 5 January 2009

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Rod Stewart look alike teaches rhetoric in the Primary School at Pudding near Blanc Mange

School inspectors believes that bad behaviour in the classroom is the direct result of gawd awful tedious teachers and their boringly banal lessons. To alleviate this, the inspectors want more stimulation in the schoolhouse.

In response to the Chief Inspector's plan, English students were asked what kind of teachers they might find stimulating. The survey results showed that a significant number of male students thought their learning would be stimulated by female teachers with much larger fun bags. Female students wanted their dreary old school masters replaced by hot rock star looking studs.

Teacher Union officials were outraged by the Inspector's plan and by the student survey. John Bangers said that his union has tried to secure the teachers with very large breasts but could hardly keep up with the better benefits of the porn industry and the Hooters restaurant establishments.

As for Rock star look a likes, Bangers posted fotos on the TU website of a significant number of British teachers who look a lot like Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Rod Stewart and Arthur Treacher.

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