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Tuesday, 30 December 2008

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The cause of the bar room brawl, which saw Liverpool star Steven Gerrard and 4 associates arrested and held in custody, has been revealed.

Alledgedly a 'Daphne & Celeste' song was requested for the Liverpool star.. The DJ's announcement 'i know he's one of their biggest fans, so I'd like to play this next Daphne & Celeste track for Stevie G' apparently provoked a violent response from Mr Gerrard, and his group.

Stevie G's solicitor commented today outside court 'My client Stevie G would like to release the following statement'...

'' I love Daphne & Celeste and appreciated the DJ playing my favourite song, but my name is Steven Gerrard. G.E.R.R.A.R.D. I am pig sick of everyone calling me 'Stevie fucking G' Noone calles me 'Stevie G' anymore. You fucking got that? Especially you Phil Thompson, you big nosed nasal bastard''

Dyslexic Liverpool fans rallied today with a 'Free Stevie J' card display at their match with Man Rovers. When told of this protest Stevie G commented 'Jesus H Christ'

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