Reports coming from Halesowen in the West Midlands last night appeared to indicate that a huge UFO fleet performed a fly past of the area in a dramatic extra-terrestrial inspired lightshow.
At about eight o'clock.
Local man, Mr Sawney Pulse told us: 'It was amazing. All of a sudden these lights appeared in the sky. It was beautiful. There were red lights, blue lights, green lights, orange lights, pink lights and beige lights, all swirling around one another in a big Jean Michel Jarre style light show.'
'Then they flew at great speed overhead,' added Mr Pulse's partner Cloretta Cabbage. 'Much faster than any aircraft I've ever seen.'
'It were right eerie,' said Vlad Dracula, landlord of the Stake and Holy Water pub. 'Eerie, yet incredibly beautiful.'
An MOD spokesman was quick to dismiss the sightings as hogwash and most likely a freak natural phenomenon.
'I can't believe that people still buy into that crap,' he added.
More as we get it.