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Topics: Pawnbrokers

Monday, 22 December 2008

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Lord Nigel Cementshoes turns out to be a loan shark with a heart

Minister of Midwivery Warwick and the House of Usser that Deals with Really Poor Persons have collaborated in assigning aid to the virtual loan shark, E-Hockshop. The knocked up and the knocked down will all be getting generous loans at the disgraceful rate of 30%.

Advocate for the destitute and the impregnated, Lady Preggers Downnout denounced the government plan:

"Warwick and Usser have never had a day of need in their lives unless you count the totally frustrating sexsual existences the poor dears endure. So neither can they understand maternity. My Uncle, Lord Nigel Cementshoes is stil in prison for loan sharking at 15%. I say drag the usurers into the pokey and let Nigel go as a credit philanthropist!"

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