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Sunday, 21 December 2008

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One of the audience shown celebrating immediately after show.

The top-heavy Baywatch babe was taping a segment for the Osbournes Reloaded Show when during a skit her two famous assets came spilling over the the top of her extremely skimpy dress.

"The Osbournes are blindfolded themselves and ask the guest questions to guess who they are," an eyewitness revealed. "It's like an updated version of the old "What's My Line" only this wasn't exactly Arlene Francis or Kitty Carlisle."

Pam was leaning back on the stage, but when she got up, the top half of her dress completely flopped forward exposing everything. The only thing that would TOP that is if Dolly Parton's on next week."

But the whole blindfolded Osbourne clan missed the mammary malfunction because they were blindfolded.

"They heard it all and were very confused. Especially when the whole front row of the audience went blind also", stated another Bug-Eyewitness.

Pam's rep made it all seem like it wasn't that much of a thing for him than it was for the lucky fans in the TV audience, "As far as I saw, she remained properly covered and nothing was revealed to the audience. Of course, we had to film it four times as the same thing happened the first three times."

The rep then asked that those cut episodes be mailed to all the world's blooper shows.

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