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Saturday, 20 December 2008

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Heather Mills has jumped at the chance to be in Celebrity Big Brother after her plea for a private loo was accepted.

Mills agreed to star in the reality TV show after reaching an agreement with bosses about having her own bathroom.

The Sun reports that the veteran crooner was keen to participate but wanted privacy while washing and going to the toilet.

Mills also agreed that she would only participate if, like previous Big Brother polls, the polls showed she was the winner. Channel 4 agreed to this, stating "We have agreed for Heather Mills to be one of the final three contestants as she will help increase the ratings."

It has been agreed that Mills will be paid £1 million ($2 dollars) for her appearance in Celebrity Big Brother by C4

Other stars that have confirmed they will be in the big brother house this coming January:

Piers Morgan
Fiona Phillips
Justice Bennett

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