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Thursday, 18 December 2008

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Jade's £1 million Bentley.....

Brave Reality TV heroine Jade Goody has had her beloved £1 million Bentley convertible repossessed by the finance company 'Grabit and Scarpa'.

The car originally cost her only £100,000, but due to a variety of exclusive stories in various tabloid newspapers - the car's value has soared in recent days.

Her agent, speaking from the 400,000 acre estate Jade owns near Upshire commented "Last week the car was valued by a broadsheet newspaper at £130,000. Then the tabloids all put in increasingly ludicrous values for it. Jade did the sums in her head and decided that she just wouldn't be able to keep up the repayments.

Jade is currently performing in panto at the Theatre Royal, Lincoln.....

Oh Yes She Is

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