Written by Mike 'Pike' Esquire
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Wednesday, 17 December 2008

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A proud Gordon demonstrating his exceptional fist pumping speed

A recent video stolen from MI5's bugging project of 10 Downing Street, has been leaked on to You Tube showing how Gordon Brown was really chosen by Blair to become his successor.

Rumours were rife in 2003 about a secret deal the two may have made for Brown's succession.

It has now been confirmed in the form of secret surveillance tapes 'misplaced' from the MI5 archives. It clearly show's a scene involving an unknown camera operator and the two degenerates vicously wanking over a custard cream in the study of Tony's former home.

Brown was the first to cum followed by Tony over 18 minutes later. Jeered on by the camera person thought to be 'Cherie' (who previously has posed naked for playgirl). An embarassed Tony (blindfolded for effect) muttered incomprehensibly for the remaining 16 mins after Brown exploded his sticky white love piss all over the biscuit.

True to the rules of the sex game, Tony ate the congealed biscuit signifying Gordon's right to succeed him.

With over 3 billion hits on the video, (according to You Tube) it becomes the second highest viewed video after Cheryl (the violent northerner from X-factor) was filmed sucking off a confused Eolughuanie Hogg (or whatever his name is).

Tony and Gordon both refused to comment.

One rumour says there is an extended version of the two ecstatic men 'headbutting' each other in a contest of 'hardness'.

We await confirmation..

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