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Sunday, 14 December 2008

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Mr Guy now carries this sign with him. Too bad Harry Can't see it

Harry Dick, blind boy born to a dwarf, transvestite, one-legged father and an eczyma ridden, hump-backed, jail-bird father has been suspended from his Special School for the Blind for 'accidentally' urinating on his Parent craft teacher.

Mr Gabriel Guy, drenched in pee, narrated his smelly ordeal:

"I was just standing there, infront of the class, explaining why boys have some extra bits, and girls don't when Harry just walked up to me, unbuckled his trousers, and began to take a piss on me. I just stood there, like a molested child, I just stood" he recalled tearfully.

Harry on the other hand, told a completely different story.

"Well you see, seeing as I can't see, i tend to use my nose to find my way around. When i need to find the loo, i smell it out, and if something smells like the loo, I take a piss on it. If indeed I happened to take a wee on My Guy, his lack of hygiene is to blame as what i pissed on certainly smelt like a toilet. A smelly public one for that matter"

The school authorities obviously didn't buy Harry's story as he has been suspended for one school week.

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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