London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): For years a North London council knew that disgraced social worker Sharon Poosmith 'was probably Myra Hindley's illigitimate daughter' according to an opinion poll in this weekend's Fascist on Sunday.
Poosmith, 69, was booted out of her job after a probe into the heinous catastrophe of a toddler's death completely exonerated the entire social services department.
She was eventually sacked after another readership survey in The Daily Fascist sister paper claimed a 95% possibility that one of the toddler's alleged killers - the evil 'boyfriend's lodger pal' - was himself 'in all likelihood a convicted child-killer living under a parole ID protection program'.
The tragic case has provided UK newspapers with a rich fodder of wingnut hysteria which was partially vindicated by Poosmith's unceremonious booting out of orifice last week.
"No one knows what happened, for instance, to the 1993 killers of little James Bulger who were released on lifetime parole in 2001," the Fascist on Sunday's editorial notes.
"Their Justice Ministry anonimity injunctions mean we know sod all about the situation and can't extend out winning streak of cutting edge reporting on the Poosmith story."