The Beeb have been accused of racism by the Scotch and Taffies.
A leaked (leeked for the Taffs) document published by the English BBC has shown that all sport interviews with the lesser British Nations will be subtitled as their minority accents are difficult to comprehend.
Of course our European friends will not have subtitles added as it is thought it may cause offence.
Alex Salmon (leader of the Scotch party) was not amused. His kilt was trembling with anger as he raged: 'Who de they f******* think they are the BBC are all f******** c**** … and I'm afraid the rest was incoherent babble to me I really don't understand foreign languages'